The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
Good. Night. I’m done.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
I wanna know how this story plays out.
I want a sitcom about this.
Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat